bahasa indonesia vs english

sekarang hari sabtu, kaga ada kerjaan niiihhh..
eh iya gue mau ngasih tau gimana kalo orang bule nyebut nama-nama kota di indonesia tanah air beta..

Bumiayu = Beauty Earth
Nganjuk = Running in debt
Banyumas = Brother Water
Banyuwangi = Fragrant water
Cirebon = Water Shrimp
Cibiru = Blue Water
Cicadas = Rocker Water
Tanjungsari = Cape Essence
Boyolali = The forgotten crocodile
Surabaya = Shark and crocodile
Medan = Realm
Pontianak = Son of Ponti
Malang = Unlucky / unfortunate
Bekasi = second hand of I
Balikpapan = Reversing Board
Kudus = Must S
Ciamis = Sweet water
Depok = The Poke
Kalimantan = Ex River
Maluku = I am shy
Madura = Honey-Ra
Ciawi = timber water
Cihideung = Black water
Cibeureum = Red water
SOLO = Sing / Playing Alone
Sukabumi = Like Earth
Bojonegoro = Country's wife / wife of country

jadi aneh-aneh ajeee..
tapi gapapa dah, buat hiburan..

eh ngemeng-ngemeng oslo kapan dinginnye siihh???